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I"d tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!

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Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.

I'm sorry dear. In order for you to insult me I must first value your opinion...

Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

Not proud of it but it's true...

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lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.

I was blessed with an awesome personality, a great ass, and a beautiful face. It just wouldn't be fair to the other girls if God gave me big boobs. But God did give me big boobs. who said life is fair?

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Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. SO TRUE.SO TRUE.

basically.

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Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

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True but you're still trying to spread your legs too no body wants that nasty cunt though. Hahah caption was too funny to get rid of

Talking about how big your package is?

Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick. bahahahah i think i peed my pants when i read this

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