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If a woman says "First of all" during an argument run away, because she has prepared research, data, charts, and will destroy you.

Absolute truth! I generally say, "Be careful, we love you," before he heads out on the road again.

I say all of these to people (especially to the ones I care about) it's small ways or things that I do to show I love you or care for you.

Shotgun solution ( a bit sledge hammer to crack a nut, but gun nuts prefer this solution, even though resultant water damage is considerable

The Itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Out came the gun and wiped the f*er out.

Father, Prayers, Google Search, God, Memes

Then I remember that there is no such place, & do my happy dance!

The Nerve-Racking Experience of Texting Someone You Like

The Nerve-Racking Experience of Texting Someone You're Into

Texting your crush is such a horrible experience! SO TRUE! And apparently for me talking to my crush


[caption] imagine a world where dogs took bad owners to the pound. now that makes sense allthingsgemini: “Logic.

I am perfect, you just can't see it. You are just materialistic, and think you need the finner things in life, when all you need is true love.