Dacron had a very sexist poster ad. The ad showed a picture of a lady on the floor with a rug for a body. A man was then standing on her head and was saying ” It’s nice to have a girl around the house”.
Gentlemen, do you want your woman to bow to you and serve you breakfast It’s easy! Just wear a tie in bed. Preferably a Van Heusen tie, of course. But, as any woman will tell you, any tie in bed is better than no tie at all—What are we?
If your husband ever finds out you're not "store-testing" for fresher coffee.if he discovers you're still taking chances on getting flat, stale coffee. woe be unto you! For today there's a sure and certain way to test for freshness before you buy.