I do not know why this is funny. Is my brain planning something before I do it myself.<--- No it's funny because Black Widow would use this. She speaks fluent Russian and Hawkeye is actually deaf so it works
I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.