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Everyone thinks I'm overdramatic when I'm upset.but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. Now THAT'S overdramatic. Bazemore but i do eat myself sooo

I am a girl and pink camo pisses me off... seriously what are you hunting flamingos ?!?!?!

Ok so I'm a girl too and I happen to love pink camo. And, silly people, camo doesn't match WHAT you're hunting, but WHERE! Maybe I'm hunting in Dr Seuss book and it's all PINK!

I kinda feel like my music only exists at both extremes of the spectrum

My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this!" to "I know, please don't judge me" lol so true!

Ha serves him right

That's just wrong. 😳 I got caught by my ex boyfriend's mom slashing his couch with a knife. When i told her he cheated she said, "slash his tires too":

Hahaha

This I agree with. "The idea that people had sex before the century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable"

I went to get a pedicure & the nail artists were talking about how "ugly" my feet are in Vietnamese. I told them to have a nice day in Vietnamese. Their facial expressions were priceless.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I went to get a pedicure & the nail artists were talking about how "ugly" my feet are in Vietnamese. I told them to have a nice day in Vietnamese. Their facial expressions were priceless.

So true!  We tell all of our clients it is NOT important to spray on a tan for a boudoir shoot with our studio.

I know too many dorito girls. Or maybe just too many girls who look like they had their hands in the doritos bag (spray tan)

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If here's ice cream trucks in the summer. then why aren't there Starbucks coffee trucks in the winter?

.so true thought that every time my mom made me take it!

Relatable Post: No cough syrup you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape

I was singing out loud today in my house and a door was left open. A woman shouted "I like you voice". I replied with "Thankyou I stole it from  the little mermaid."

Someone from Moggill, Queensland, AU posted a whisper, which reads "I was singing out loud today in my house and a door was left open. A woman shouted "I like you voice". I replied with "Thankyou I stole it from the little mermaid.

I truly sucked at this

I truly sucked at this

YES I played this all the time when I was like 8 and had a mini heart attack every time

I like to tease you nothing else have you seen me dressing up and going out with anyone

Someone from None posted a whisper, which reads "A hot guy sneezed in Walmart and I said "I'd say god bless you but I see he already has" just blurted out of my mouth with no thought"

Every Time I'm Driving This Happens

Funny pictures about Those days of my childhood. Oh, and cool pics about Those days of my childhood. Also, Those days of my childhood.

Oh gosh. That game always made me nervous. Even if I knew it was someone I liked I wouldn't guess them when we were guessing so they wouldn't think I liked them smh. That's why I'm still single.

Back in the day my kind of flirting was touching my crushes thumb while playing heads up seven up yup

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