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St Patrick's Day is the Valentine's Day of booze. I love you booze.

Patrick's Day Ecard: St Patrick's Day is the Valentine's Day of booze. I love you booze.

heres the answer for all my friends that wonder why i dont.

No just thyroid cancer.-) I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid. (This is so true!

I multitask- watch tv, fold clothes, wash clothes in washing machine, put on a treatment mask

More like 99%...

it is true.but they probably deliberately choose not to be friends with me either.

AMEN! Couldn't tell ya how many times cody has done this and then it's magically there when I look

When a man says "It's not in there, I looked. It's called "man eyes"

It could cheer me up... - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

The moral of Cinderella you stupid boy, is to always wear great shoes, because great shoes can change your life. THE END# Shoe Quotes

Funny Friendship Ecard: The moral of Cinderella, you stupid boy, is to always wear great shoes, because great shoes can change your life.

advice

Funny Friendship Ecard: Thanks for taking my advice after someone else gave it to you.

Well, that's one way to look at it :)

Free, Confession Ecard: I'm not single. I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom!

They say you've got to spend money to make money. I feel like there's some middle step I've been missing.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, and not doing it because you'd miss them.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, and not doing it because you'd miss them. L Vanderpool. You and Stefan!

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