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Free, Workplace Ecard: Yes, I know I am going to hell in gasoline panties for laughing at that, but that shit was fucking hilarious.

These e-cards about weight and diet are all over the place.

We searched for Some-Ecards about weight loss, fat and diets and were pretty disappointed by what we found.


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On my roof but ass naked. Talkn to my neighbors. Thnk god its my best friend lol

This thought crosses my mind a little TOO often!

Oh my goodness.the patients & coworkers I have looked at with this thought going through my head.

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Someone said you thought I was a lush... I just laughed and said, 'I'll drink to that!'

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Someone said you thought I was a lush. I just laughed and said, 'I'll drink to that!

Story of my life

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Dieting is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bikes on fire. And the grounds on fire. And everything's on fire because you're in hell.

Kids with attitudes

If my future children are half as stubborn as I am, I will be saying this to them

I'm a MOM! SO true!

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