Other - TomHow drunk was IYou know that squirrel outside my house, the one that eats all the seeds from the bird feeder?YeahYou tried throwing it in my pool while screaming 'SANDY CHEEKS, BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU.
guess what!I did it! I took your sex tips and lost my v-cardWOW.thats my boy! Im very proud of you. Now get home quick so you can share a beer with me! So how was it?It was AWESOME.but when does my ass stop hurting?
Ownage - BestFran(:Whats the first thing you would do if you were invisible for a day?I would probably fly to paris, find a street performing mime, and beat him to death. the applause he would get would be astounding. that poor mime.