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My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god woman, eat a salad!

15 Must See E-Cards for Moms • Thinking Outside The Sandbox

15 Must See E-Cards for Moms

"Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos" Parenting Humor Quotes

Perks of being a social worker ;) I can call it like I see it

I feel like I’m dying of laughter every time I read this…best someecard I’ve seen yet. My friend and I were cracking up after seeing it a couple days ago, I’ve wanted so badly to post it on people’s.

funny by j'aime<3

"next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face and ask if they expected that" lol funny ecard

I cant stop! *Bass drop* - CafeMom

I thought this was a great post and it really spoke to my heart about not letting your clean house become an idol. :-) Housekeeping Matters: 5 Habits that Help. Tom is my housewife and I notice that he does it

Literally do this every time I use Tupperware. I always throw out and buy new

I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be. Also, I like new Tupperware.

And the fact my room is next to the bathroom would make this even better.

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait. E-Card. The perfect waiting game.

probably... at least I'll have lots of friends there!

Yup, that sounds about right

The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

This is wayyy too similar to how I've been feeling lately! lol

The number of times I think "shut the fuck up" while people are talking to me is getting out of hand.

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