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The 25 Best Two-Line Jokes Ever. #14 Is Priceless.

Once I got stung by a wasp (which could have poisoned me) and the dinner lady said...

And this one...

Having to carry your PE kit and food-tech things on the same day was the greatest stress of your life.

This perfect representation of British summer time.

I was homeschooled until seventh grade. I took Bible Study as a class, slept in most days, and was never off for snow. This helped lay a basis for who I am now. It also taught me a degree of independence and gave me a broader perspective.

When you spot other people’s bullshit: | 23 David Mitchell Quotes That Are Too Real For People Who Hate Everything

When you spot other people's bullshit:

As Peep Show comes to an end, let's remember that the man behind Mark Corrigan is equally awkward, cynical, and self-deprecating. Just like you.

"Eating dried noodles again? Trust me, anime ain't getting any realer because of it."  "Oh my, buying all those chocolate bunnies for your kid? Prepare to get a salad-crazed rabbit in a few years."  "You know that thing will make you night hell, don't you? Fine, fine, just checking."  "... okay, this is the third week I've seen you buy pasta so COME HERE AND LET ME PET YOU YOU LONELY THING!"

Cats are so judgy. Take Olly, this London supermarket cat, for example.

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