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lol not for a semicolon, but for similarly dumb mistakes, yes

A programmer is a person who fixes a problem that you don’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.

It's funny because it's true.

Some programming humor to get me going.I will be returning to programming versus teaching because of the better pay so I can support my dreams and my children! Very excited to get back at it!

I hate this. No, you put comments in your code sothat whoever is tasked with fixing it when it breaks or changing it doesnt commit suicide halfway throughtheir job. Real programmers dont need to make their code more confusing than necessary tovalidate their own intelligence and make themselves feel like geniuses.

In that case, 'real programmers' get bad grades in programming classes.

Programming Humor

Man showing slide with code comments on it. Comments are a prayer.


It isn't easy being a programmer. They code all day, debug all night and go through thousands of code lines trying to clear up all possible messes before going