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Southern rules baby! ;)

Please end your mean fucking statement with 'Bless her heart' so you don't sound like a mean spirited bitch!

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"A girl should be two things: who and what she wants." Coco Channel (Actually, I can't find any confirmation that this was Channel ((wikipedia quotations has it as "classy and fabulous")) but I love this sentiment. Props to whoever thought of it.

Bottoms up!

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

Funny Confession Ecard: i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves.

sorry if the swearing offends anybody that may read this, but this really made me laugh because I have always come from the belief of putting myself in someone else's shoe's but I seriously don't understand the whole Croc thing.

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

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I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary.

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Let's make my birthday party memorable before I'm too old or drunk to remember a damn thing.

I only run when something is chasing me

I only run when something is chasing me

I HATE running. I will do literally any other cardio, but I hate running.

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Oops that was a bit harsh. Let me add "haha" to the end to soften the blow

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