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Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

'That's a lovely tramp stamp you have' said no one ever.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: 'That's a lovely tramp stamp you have' said no one ever.

.HAHA. my life.

Every time I go out in public and see people I know.

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

Ain't that the truth!

I miss the age when...

Hahahahahaha

Fitness Motivation on

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

The Burning Discomfort of a Lesson Learned

The Burning Discomfort of a Lesson Learned

Funny pictures about How to tell if your contact lenses are inside out. Oh, and cool pics about How to tell if your contact lenses are inside out. Also, How to tell if your contact lenses are inside out photos.

lolsotrue: "That glorious moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide."

lolsotrue: "That glorious moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.

Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label.

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything. - Happens to me every time I think I have free time!

Dangerous

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to

Lol

Passive Aggressive Humor

Not exactly inspiration, but hell yeah its funny! I do keep opinions to myself LOL

It's All About The Candy...Primitive Wooden Trick or Treat Countdown Sign with Mini Chalkboard. $39.00, via Etsy.

I'm a bad ass bitch had one natural.make that bad ass bitch

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