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Karen Walker

When after switching to a low carb diet and finding out vodka has no carbs. story of my life!

at the end of a long workday

STOP wasting your money on teeth whitening products, that BARELY works - just drink copious amounts of vodka. This magical Austin potion is proven to whiten teeth and can freshen breath just as effectively as Listerine.

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popgeekjo: “ Karen Walker “Honey tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.


To the window To the wall To the sweat drop down my balls To all these bitches crawl To all skeet skeet motherfucker All skeet skeet god damn To all skeet skeet motherfucker All skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

This woman was about to far on her first date but what happened next is hilarious!

This woman was about to fart what happened next is priceless

the thought definitely counts.but i wouldn't eat an entire cake.perhaps a box of mac-n-cheese or a medium pizza!

I know of a hypocrite who degrades and tries to control others & their feelings all the time,  yet when the person she tries to hurt stands up for themself then that person  is a horrible person. Stop being a hypocrite. Just bc you act religious, doesn't mean you are a good person on the INSIDE.. whether you admit it or not  God knows the honest truth.

Make your own mailable slice of cake

Funny Family Ecard: I enjoy being the black sheep of the family. Black sheep are the prettiest & don't show as much dirt as the white ones.

It's not fair. Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it. For free. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

just not fair. i want to renew my vows just so i can have another wedding, lol.

There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people and people who won't tell me what the hell is going on.

Funny Nurses Week Ecard: Why yes, my friends and I will ruin a perfectly good conversation with gross stories from work. Hahaha talk abt poop over a meal lol n not get grossed out