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I may look calm, but in my head I`ve punched you in the face 5 times.

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Sometimes I wish I  was a bird... So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

singing my version of 'May the bird of paradise fly up you nose.


Instead of cleaning, just watch an episode of hoarders.you'll feel better about your house!

I no longer want to be an adult....

"I have decided I know longer what to be an adult. SO If anyone needs me, I'll be in my blanket fort. coloring" Great comment if you like adult coloring books like Secret Garden, etc.


😂😂😂 You're doing it wrong, Jeffrey! 🙈 Jeffrey doesn't give af because he does 💩 his own way, on his own terms without negotation. Jeffrey is a badass. Be like Jeffrey!

Mosquito wish

I wish mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood, then we could sit outside & eat donuts all day!