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I need more money lol

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous by bank account balance reminds me to calm the heck down - ecard meme - Humor me - Random funnies

Any patient under 30, has mental status issues, anxiety, or just plain wants to get under your skin. I woosah on a daily basis!!!

Tonight it wasn't the pt but stable & well-adjusted definitely went out the window for me."Behind every stable, well-adjusted nurse is a patient waiting to change that before the shift is over.

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It's in the morning and i am craving a cappuccino, not because i'm tired but because i like it.

Because I, in fact, don't give a fuck!

It wasn't there

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Seriously! You can't be nice to anyone without someone thinking that you're flirting.

Please stop mistaking my wonderful sense of humor as flirtation. Just because I make you laugh does not mean I want you. I'm just naturally hilarious. {I'm not flirting. I'm just funny} customers don't understand

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

Nursing friends... Bethany Jarrett again! C-diff! You hold it open while I wipe and gag and we'll both laugh together and have tears running down our faces into our masks!

C-diff! You hold it open while I wipe and gag and we'll both laugh together and have tears running down our faces into our masks!

Soooo true! My husband is amazing for putting up with this from me!

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

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