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raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

haha maybe! Even though I do like voicemails every once in a while

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Sometimes I see someone's pins & I think we could TOTALLY be friends.

Inspirational Quotes: I think this ALL of the time! Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description I think this ALL of the time!

Giving up Facebook... could you? Facebook Social Media Humor

Quitting is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention, and we all know that you'll be back.

One time I was so jealous all my friends got the new crayola markers with the black on the outside like in 2nd grade

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

omg! lmao. I KNOW they talk about you--you can tell how they exchange those glances and then give you a fake smile!!!

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

Ain't it the truth - my son, especially!

Funny pictures about One Day They'll Find The Center Of The Universe. Oh, and cool pics about One Day They'll Find The Center Of The Universe. Also, One Day They'll Find The Center Of The Universe photos.

Never

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

shit that blows just makes me LOL saying it :)

shit- that blows; when your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat.

Facial recognition software can pick a person out of a crowd, but the vending machine at work can't recognize a dollar bill with a bent corner.Funny Pictures Of The Day - 36 Pics

How Much Is Seventy Percent Off? (Calculating Percentages in Your Head)

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