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Quote on drunk ecard: Weekend forecast: Mild alcoholism with a chance of poor decisions and poor judgement. An increasing chance of regret and a hangover for Sunday. AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T DRINK!

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?

Yup how i feel with my job! Lol

You mind if I leave early boss? I'm coming down with a bad case of f*ck this place /// epidemic.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

Lol...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Stupid Coworkers

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

Checked my credit report. It said,

I need a good laugh. Let me see some hilarious wedding/marriage related meme's, ecards, cartoons, photos, videos anything that makes you laugh.

Thank God It's Friday

That's my kind of work week - except the "No Pants/Shirt day", I like to be fully clothed at work. -> agreed, and I do love Punch a co-worker Monday, not to mention Drunk Wednesday!

Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you...

Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

That Feeling Of Obligation To Day Drink When It's Sunny And Warm Outside. | Confession Ecard

That Feeling Of Obligation To Day Drink When It's Sunny And Warm Outside.