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Not bragging, but I won't lie about it either

If you think I am a Asshole. I am the best fucking Asshole you ever,ever meet!


I have to add: pain killers & my dog Maggie

Sometimes the truth hurts, but it's better than an excuse.

"Fuck excuses, learn to admit when you fuck up." This includes trusting the wrong people (and subjecting yourself to abuse). If you never admit you're involved, the same shit will happen to you, ad infinitum.

Forever alone-so funny

I'm an asshole. I'll admit it. Now, just love me for the perfect asshole I am!

Anakin/Palpatine, Palpatine/Padme, Anakin/Padme, Palpatine/Anakin/Padme...

Lol, people don’t hate us though, they love us! Our happiness is infectious :) I love you Jeremy

LOL So true!

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LOL! My struggle is real. LLK

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Sometimes, this happens to me and all I can think of shut up brain. You're supposed to be asleep.

Basically, it's usually just motivation to read at 3 in the morning for me, I've finished many books that way :)


This is so true some days!

Vaseline, Sex, & Kids

Vaseline is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children. Just stick that stuff on the outside of the door knob in the kids can't come in

"You can't dot his Scarlett! It's unhumane, you'll go crazy." Kent cries desperately. Scarlett gives him a look. "I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone esles blood and I have no problem with going out the same way."

I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood and i have no problem with going out the same way.well ok


Its called Karma and it's pronounced haha fuck you. life quotes quotes life karma life lessons fuck you words to live by

Sleep ...

Or what the honey badger DOES care about, or what the fox actually says.


Welcome to the karma cafe. There are no menus you will be served what you deserve. I know some people who should dine there.

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If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in.see if that works I want life support for Then try this


Quotes: In alcohol's defense I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!