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A procrastinator? I'll prove you wrong someday. Just you wait and see. (I'll procrasinate at my funeral.I'll never die!

I love getting Repinned by a stranger. It validates my good taste.

So true, so true.This random stranger will thank me for the validation.

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5 Career Lessons From The Wizard of Oz

Wizard of Oz Humor: This lady was all like "gimme yo shoes" and I was like "witch, please"

Oh Denise... I can smell your dirty job from here

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

I don't hate people...lol...oh who am I kidding...I fucking hate a lot of people..lol

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

Please send prayers for is then 16 hours layer we are tracking her down and stalkig her at cracker barell and no sign  of logan as usual lol

Love this! I barely get on FB anymore because the same people always have either drama or pity parties. I've got family members I could call if I wanted to hear it.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes. I am the person with tourettes.

Oh apps. You served your purpose for a bit.

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team. --I will never look at that the same

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