The Flying Brownie: 100 Terrific Homemade Food Gifts for Friends and Loved Ones Far Away by Shirley Fan,Care packages 101 -- High-flying brownies and bars -- Cookies for the road -- Confections that go the extra mile -- Packable loaves and breads -- Shippable savories -- Light as air -- Assemble upon arrival -- Measurement equivalents.
Too funny! This is your Birthday and to show I care, I wanted to get you something to wear…I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight, and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right… So, I’m giving you something I know you can use; It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes. Now every time you sit to pee, I know that you will be thinking of me! So, use this gift to dry your tush, Then make a wish before you flush. I cannot stop laughing!