Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.
Dog: "I welcomed the hedgehog to her new home by trying to EAT her. My mom spent an hour plucking quills out of me." Hedgehog: "I chase the dog around the house because he’s scared of me now LoL." LOL indeed little hedgehog.