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Someone should poke you in the eye with a really hot french fry

Someone should poke you in the eye with a really hot french fry

That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you.

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Golden Girl Valentine’s Day Cards, if i had some like these i'd still give out vtine cards. The Golden Girls are the Best ever! My all time favorite show.

My best friend and I

#Friendship #Quotes … . Top 100 Cute Best Friend Quotes #Sayings

Shopping carts should have - at the very least - front bumpers covered in broken shards of glass & cacti for people who aisle-hog. Or maybe just a horn.

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

Practicality states that the happy little turtle will die stuck on his back. Optimism provides false hope and deprives him of time he could use to try to survive.

Self Checkout

"The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.

And cupcakes. And chocolate. My daily struggle, lol!

My thoughts exactly! Personally, I absolutely hate the pin that says "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" because I'm pretty sure EVERYTHING tastes better than being skinny. There is so much more to life than being skinny .

OK, Excuse the french here but this just KILLS me...  LMAO!  And, my husband actually helps ALOT around here on the weekends so this is no shot at him!  I just think it's funny!

men are fuckers. My husband cooks and cleans sometimes but I just thought thus was funny lol

5 Secrets to Fitting in with the Italian Locals - http://www.whataboutitaly.com/scoop-it/5-secrets-to-fitting-in-with-the-italian-locals/

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

Photo taken by @vin_arora on Instagram, pinned via the InstaPin iOS App! (07/23/2014)

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REMEMBER...I HAVE been married before! And YES...this is so so true! =)

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

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