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Today is one of those days when I wish wine came out of the shower head.

Haha if only...

You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

That would be Epic!

I wish wine went on clearance just like candy does after a holiday.like every Monday would be awesome! Every Tuesday would be subject to the worst hangover.

LOL! This was me yesterday on my birthday. Gotta enjoy life & treat yourself sometimes!  #funny #fitness

because really, "who cares?"The Caloric Cuvee, The Calorie Counting Wine Glass, measures wine in easy 2 ounce increments while allowing you to see the correlated calories. But who cares?