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It is better to be full of wine than full of shit.haha, then I know lots of people that need to consume wine by the case.

Ohh it excites me.

"Whisper me those 3 little words every woman wants to hear. I bought wine.

Wine e-card

Free and Funny SomeWine Ecard: My favorite mixed drink is combining half a glass of wine with another half a glass of wine.

Need a reason for wine

Reason to enjoy wine

In America drinking a bottle of wine a day makes me a wine-o. Everywhere else in the world, it's called being European.

In America drinking a bottle of wine a day makes me a wine-o. Everywhere else in the world, it's called being European. Mom u were born in the wrong country.

Happy Friday! 'Un ballon de rouge (a glass of red wine!) ' ?! °

Wine fun fact we all should know. Drinking wine can improve your sex life. Red wine keep us looking younger. Italy is the world’s top producer of wine.

hahahahaha!!!!!!! Yep, gonna start the party early so I can get to bed on time!

I'm throwing a wine and cheese party tonight. And without the cheese.

How accurate is this for you?  What's your fave wine?

Friday Funny - What Your Wine Choice Says About You

Ja! I should print this and hand them out as cards: Here's a tissue!

Oh Boo-Fricken-Hoo. Have a glass of wine and get over it!

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress...

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress . Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. Fields 24 Best Quotes Ever About Food.

Wine...

This is so my Aunt Lori and me!

Finally...a word for it!  lol

Novinophobia is a fear of running out of wine. Are you having this "Novinophobia"? :D

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

"I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress.Just kidding. I'm on my third glass of wine." hahah this is hilarious because I took a stress mgmt class this semester and this is so me haha

I get a lot of my cardio by speed-walking around the house looking for my wine glass.

The misplaced glass of wine. This is soooo true!

Yes rum.. but wine is always good

Wizard of Oz Coffee Humor