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I hate when people ask what happened to the sweet old you? Well, Bitches like you killed it.

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When she is happy, she can't stop talking, when she is sad she doesn't say a word. -Ann Brashares This is me. Silence is my cry for a hug. Exactly how my husband would describe me

So accurate

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

Oooooo...so true!

Why do you have to be nice to people you want to throw a brick at? Just throw the dang brick!

I need a button with this on it that I can pin to my shirt before I head in to work...

I need a button with this on it that I can pin to my shirt before I head in to work...

This made me laugh out loud in class

A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. (Be sure to read it all!

You made your choices no one told you to so shut the fuck up and stop moaning and looking for attention and sympathy. Oh and stop dragging people into it and try to make it there problem. Cunt

Your "poor me" attitude is quite annoying. For the record people can see through you and the ones that can't are just like you. Quit playing victim and get over yourself. GET OVER YOURSELF! how many times have I said that to him!

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job | Thought Catalog

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job

Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy. I wish my job would let me add this to my email signature- it would cut down on replies

(6) Moody, Mouthy and Bitchy

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

YES!

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

It's so high time I walked away from folk like this as I always seem to attract them! I have some amazing people in my life time to block out the rubbish !

Don't need friends like that.I'm over fake people for real.If you are my friend , you're my friend no matter who is around.hate when people want to shun you, avoid you, and not talk

best-memes: not anti social Best-memes in now... - stressfree

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

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