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What girl wouldn't wanna hear this pick up line? Lol, workin on gettin that sat-in-sugar kind of sweet ass!

Here's to you babe lmao

Funny pick up line lol smh.I would prolly be his friend for life after that!

I promise I wont get fat and go Bat Shit Crazy like your ex.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

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Pickup Lines for Girls to Say to Guys

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. I would laugh so hard if someone used this line on me.

.just in time for christmas

'Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it is probably shit' Hilarious e-card

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Case of the Ex

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's not you, it's me. I'm too good for you. This just made me smile, haha.

Thanks so much for the update

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I wish!

And we will fly bring you to beautiful Ireland www.