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i'm comfortable enough around you now to let you see little snippets of the horrible (wish they didn't put a cuss word here) monster i really am.


(How to unravel) The tie that binds

Yeah, I'm outdoorsy

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

Bad neighbors ha ha ha ha!

I ordered you a moving truck. But, I'm not moving. Just a suggestion.

I don't know why, but I find this hilarious!

'Don't give up too many vices because you know my nickname for you has always been: Fat Alcoholic Whore.

I really do!! :) by doreen.m

I feel this way about me & my sister. My mom still doesn't get it. Coyle-my sister and I feel the same way!

Love my girls...

BHB State of the Unicorn - Page 4

Oh so true! Love my girls! :) "When I think about all of the unspeakable shit you bitches have been a part of, it makes me thankful I was with you.

Funny I tell my hubby this all the time...he says "get up beautiful, time for work" :)

"I'm too pretty to work." Plus my husband told me the other day that he doesn't want me to go back to work.