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Most of the time when your talking to me i fall alsleep

3 reasons a girl stops texting back: You said something that pissed her off You started to get boring She just fell asleep so true

Kissing Is Such A Dumb Word

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there was a math question on my last test that involved measuring the length of a flagpole using the sin of the angle and the length of a rope hanging from it. obviously you would just use the rope to measure the flag pole!!!

Only in math problems, it is completely normal for someone to go to the store and buy 90 watermelons.

describes me to  a "T"

It's funny how we can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember anything when we study for a test-story of my life.

I think about this a lot... i thought i was the only one

I wonder what my house smells like. I hope mine smells like peppermint

Hahaha i thought i was the only one who did this.

and when you see someone do that, you know they are just pretending to forget somethings.

that's why we carry purses!

Cederquist - I don't know why but I thought of you when I read this. Perhaps it is our shared odd sense of humor. I laughed so hard that I cried. I always thought the same thing. It's like running with a dog that loves to hump things.