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I'm a delicate flower. A fucked up, needy, horny, delicate flower 🌸

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I am still learning.Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip - Winston Churchill

no coffee for me though.  just the hot morning sex please. :D

And good morning. Seeing Bradley off to work, started laundry already and waiting for alaina to wake up. What a good way to start my morning.

Some people just need to "just say no" to leggings, you know who you are

Drunk People, Children And Leggings Always Tell The Truth. Words of Wisdom.