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Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient. Sincerely, Me

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There are some people who really know how to get on your nerves.

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

cool funny quotes...I know just the person I would say this too!

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. Even though I would never slap anyone. Karma will get you!

Jealous people

Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade. Giving people a bit of your sun can help them a ton!

Jealousy looks terrible on you, yet you continue to wear it.

Jealousy looks terrible on you, yet you continue to wear it.

Well that's one good thing about me...

Wow now that's what I call kick ass attitude towards jealous people. keep being jealous bitch, I love it, you want to be me so bad. guess that is a little bit karma right there.

I think it's hilarious! All the b.s  stories you come up with We just sit back and laugh at you and so does everyone else when they hear all your stories Gotta tell yourself something to help you fall asleep at night

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: Im sorry you are so bitter and jealous.that must suck! I know that you really want your meanness to bother me.it all must be such a disappointment ;