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Definitely how I feel about politics of late.

Definitely how I feel about politics of late.

Yes! I get stuck behind people who don't have their shit together ALL THE TIME! Then they take 10 minutes to write a check. Who in the hell writes checks anymore?????

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

I Want A Closed Casket Funeral

Pop goes the Weasel!

I hate it when your taking to someone and then someone else you know just starts talking about it with you

I'm returning your nose dear I found it in my business.

I am a ninja.

I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!

Why, yes...as a matter of fact, I just thought this after creeping Facebook this evening...

Profiling at its finest. I blame Criminal Minds. Have you ever looked at someone and thought. Yep you have a person locked in your basement.

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That S, Laughing, Sarcasm, Humor, Awesome, Funny, Mad, Tired Funny, Humour

"I don't want to adult today. I don't even want to human today. Today, I want to dog. Please pet me and bring snacks.

Im baking a double chocolate fudge one right now! House smells totes awesomesauce!

Most Funniest Quotes which are also sarcastic Here is collection of some great sarcastic quotes on images . Before getting to them here is one quote Being able to respond with sarcasm within few s…

All day Errday!

Today I'm wearing a lovely shade of I slept like crap so don't piss me off.basically my look for the last two weeks of the semester

QUOTE, Exercise Humor:  'My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.'

QUOTE, Exercise Humor: 'My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

or a seven am phone call on saturday! @Carson Abrams

I HATE when people call or text me at and ask this!

If you hear me order a Decaf, I've been kidnapped and I'm trying to signal you

Life quote : Life : If you hear me order a Decaf I've been kidnapped and I'm trying to sign

Which i dont but if you ever find any let me know because theres lots of things that need explaining. PP: sayings

How to Attract the Right Kind of Love

Funny You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions T-shirt! Great sense of humor! Available in various styles, colors & sizes.

Too busty to run

So so true! Funny Quotes About Working Out (or Rather, NOT Working Out)

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