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Sometimes you have toGo bat shit crazy to make a point

Don't try...;)

Don’t try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.

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I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

Well ain't that the truth.

Well ain't that the truth. I stopped making excuses for him left him and got my life back

Ha! my teenager niece told me today she has always considered me as an adult fairy kinda girl ... I loved it cos once upon a time I worked in a fairy shop & sprinkled fairy glitter dust on children so their wishes could come true. One little girl told me I still hadn't helped her wish come true: seeing a real Unicorn!!

"I know I'm a little bit crazy, and that's all part of my charm. If you don't like it, then get off my unicorn." FROM: Meandering Mind

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot. (funny, and sometimes true!

STOP.

When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time or if I should collaborate and listen. Funny saying / music humor

Control freak

Some people jokingly say I have OCD. Others call me a control freak. Do you wonder if you might be a control freak too? Here are some signs.

I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existence.

Ignore me? two can play that game, i will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt your own existence.

I always mean what I say...I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it!

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Hath no fury than a woman's scorn

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman. Pink words and funny quotes.

That age

I’ve reached that age where my brain went from “You probably shouldn’t say that” …. “What the hell, let’s see what happens” Make your life EXCITING and live FREELY!

Sometimes

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

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