My mom posted this with the caption "note to my daughter". She's pretty funny. And this is all too accurate. Hehe.

Olive Oil & Sea Salt-Garlic Popcorn

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't 'go crazy.' I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Get it right.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't 'go crazy.' I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

And gluten, and sugar and meat. What you're grandparents ate and never once complained about. Hipsters are uptight and spoiled

And still lose weight. If you can't go the rest of your life without eating carbs then don't try it to lose weight. The second you put carbs the back into your diet the weight will come right back. It's not what you eat it's how much you eat.

quite true...

Sarcasm is best when people think you're sincere. - Humor me - Sarcasm Funnies

Coffee haha

Funny Workplace Ecard: Do you see SPARK in my hand yet? So then why are you still talking?

With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett Ohara. I think this expression/scene was the ultimate Scarlett moment and really showed Vivien Leighs talent. In a second, she transformed from scared to THIS. Im a hot sexy bitch who doesnt care what you think.

See, Justin knows a good thing when he sees it!  ;oD

"Real Men Like Big Booty Bitches" -Justin Timberlake; I guess real men like me & I like them too ;

Anne Taintor Blunt Cards | 34 Vintage desperate housewives 2

7 deadly sins of PR "Someone asked if I was living in Sin. And I said, Oh yes, I moved there years ago.

I'm an acquired taste. Acquire some taste :) Funny saying with pic / humor / joke / women

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