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Sorry (not really) for being a bitch for the past two days. At least now I know why!

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Funny Friendship Ecard: They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I feel unsure of myself, but then I remember that I pushed a baby out of my vagina, and it occurs to me, I'm a fucking bad bitch.


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When I was young, I always dreamed of becoming a mom, so I could make a meal that everyone hates, then force miniature versions of myself to bathe, while they cry and tell me they like my husband better. Dreams do come true.