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Cry me a river

If you have a problem with me then cry me a river and drown yourself in it.


When I tell someone 'of course I wont say anything, or tell anyone!

nothing like having friends you can't trust.. :(

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. The Karma bus

I can't be ur friend if u can't handle my humor, weirdness, or sarcasm

I really should make this a warning label that i hand out to new people when we talk. Just sod that they are aware of the possible side effects of being around me.

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

So true about people at this school....thus I eat alone, a lot! Which doesnt bother me really at all...lol

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!


story of my life, we're friends because we judge. it's our thing, some people shop, we judge.

Thats Nameera right there

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I dont intimidate photos story

Bhahahahaha!! You both are fucking retards! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

I'm the funniest person I know! =P

Pinterest…the new Black!

i am so hilarious that i do not try to not laugh at my own jokes.