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Laying in bed at night just thinking about your crush, and coming up with a hundred different ways it could all happen

sometimes, its an evil, villainous vibe they emit.

This is a real problem. Then you have to pretend you don't hate them .until they give you a reason to fucking hate them in a way that you can explain to others.

text me quotes quote phone lol funny quotes texts

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Mom the doctor is asking a question........ANSWER IT! XP

I had a doctor get after my case for doing this because I was like, nine and he expected me to do the talking. So I gave him sass. And told him I didn't want his help. I got in a lot of trouble with my mom but I felt like a ba

Eat a banana or cherry or grape, people

"No, Grape cough medicine, you don't taste like grape. You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape.

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Hahahahahaha every time I trip I turn around and look at the ground like something magically came out of the cement and grabbed my foot lol :) :)

That Dirty Look. That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after tripping over it.

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