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Pretty sure this never works, but that doesn't stop me from doing it!

of giving sarcastic answers that is! S/N: And whoever said there was no such thing as a dumb question was. I've heard some pretty dumb questions in my life.

This!!! :D (yeah, I got it from you, M) Please tell your man to stop his bad habit of showing everyone that I'm a sorry goalkeeper & I'll stop my bad habit of teasing you both all the time. I'm never getting a girl again if he keeps on scoring goals like this before hot women. ;D I'm way taller than him, i'm supposed to be able to stop him! :P

~ Summer is here. I am in the process of moving all my bad habits outdoors.

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

I didn't mean to hurt you!

When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like, "OHMYGOSH, I'm so sorry!" and they walk away so you run after them like, "LET ME LOVE YOU!" Yep, I do this all the time.

Found on www.facebook.com/.... I just had to share it!

Updated quote of something I'm always saying to the children "If you can't say anything nice." :-) Some people don't realize they hurt other people's feelings with their comments.

I definitely do...

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

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bwahahahaha seriously

For real, 11 year olds with "it's complicated" as their relationship status?

Can't stop laughing

story of my life. That awkward moment when everyone else quit laughing 10 minutes ago, but you can't stop.

:) . . . now I do this with my child

If you' never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you' never had a childhood. OR I NEVER HAD 2 COUCHES. childhood If you' never jumped from one couch to the other avoid lava had a OR I NEVER HAD 2 COUCHES

I could never

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I men, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw in a Capri Sun.