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One hell of a "Congrats"! Haha! I could see @Shaanti Sweet saying this

Congratulations on making a human with your genitals. Perfect for new parents who appreciate funny baby cards & their private parts. If Torres has children, she's getting this card.

Try this for a week and see how you feel next weekend; don't worry you can't run out :-)

When we share joy & happiness, we give two of the most powerful healing medicines in the world.

and this is why women live longer then men | See more about soldiers and pants.

This is why women live longer than men. Some of those really scared me though.

Seriously dude. It's starting to get annoying.

There is no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially when I'm going 35 mph over the speed limit. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.

Story of my life

Pretty awesome gift for your Christmas tree. (and they never had the right spelling of my name, either.

I always check... Carly, Carley, but NEVER Karly.

OMG, I used to say I couldn't find a keychain with my name on it, all the time. So hilarious. I love my name, keychain or not.

Lol!

XA short joke so simple even your Aunt Mabel can't screw it up.

Yes, I just pinned the same outfit you did. Don't sweat it, we won't wear our imaginary outfits on the same day.

Yes, I just pinned the same outfit you did. Don't sweat it, we won't wear our imaginary outfits on the same day. // Same pin?

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