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Nothing says, "I'm pissed off and I don't care how illegible I am" quite like CAPS LOCK.

I unleash the mother fucking fury on the people who use their caps lock inappropriately.

That'd be me anytime someone mentions Ron White and Sears.

story of my life. That awkward moment when everyone else quit laughing 10 minutes ago, but you can't stop.

My dance style

dance style ranges from white dad at barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.

This is so true for me.  And I'd never survive. Lol

Yup, I do this, haha but can never hold it enough. so I guess I'll drown in that movie

just about every weekend

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

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I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance. Either way, it's cheaper than what we pay!

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