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Control yourself

Gotta love Maxine / I don't need to control my anger.everyone around me needs to stop pissing me off.

Forgiveness is always ready and willing with an open repentant heart

Everyone makes mistakes in life, but that doesn't mean they have to pay for them the rest of their life. Sometimes good people make bad choices. It doesn't mean they are bad, it means they are human. Forgiveness yes, judgement no, kindness always.

Until it's gone . . .

Maxine: You never realize what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example! I will give Maxine a high five on that one.

My doctor told me to start killing people . . . | Maxine

My Doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in m life. SAME THING REALLY!


I'm tired of being the better person. One day, I'd like to be the b***h that they claim I am. This is SO true!