Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

Cheapskate Santa.

Have a laugh at these hilariously rude Christmas cards. Beware some offensive, foul language - very funny and very rude xmas cards - they were never meant fo.

funny as shit!

If I had kids, this is how I would serve them their fucking cake. Slice that bitch.

I told that bitch I'd save her a seat in hell.....Not at our table.

ecard - I told that bitch I'd save her a seat in hell. Not at our table.

You're cute and all but I'm not sharing my coffee

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