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The grill isn't gonna light itself! What are you doing out of the garage? Go fix my car. Go chop some lumber.

FUCK YEAH! HELL YEAH! ALL THE CUSS-YEAH WORDS!

Why societal expectations make no fucking sense- and are ridiculously hilarious!

This is a reference to Princess Diaries and I don't think they realized it lol

This made me think of Princess Diaries when Paolo is trying to convince her that she was a very cute moose. Makes all the boy moose go "wah!" Lol <<<< um that's because it was an intentional almost direct quote

IVE WAITED MONTHS TO FIND THIS PIN AGAIN OH MY GODDD

an essay on my teacher i actually write stuff like this when i'm doing a rough draft omg .

Oh you chocolate rocky road

Oh you chocolate rocky road

Cursing in ice cream flavors. Moutou What the mint chocolate chip just became my new thing.

Sorry for the first bit, but funny

"Well that's what girls do" also glad I'm not the only one measuring in calculators

<3 i ship this, turns out, i ship alot of people at midnight

what to do when random people come into your house ==> I wish this would happen to me

Mayonnaise

"Mayonnaise" <<< are you Satan then. <<< yes, I already posted this but I'm doing it again because I have now confirmed why I said Mayonnaise

But what if they are a girl

" Life hack: when someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with all seriousness, "I don't get it. Can you explain it." Then watch them crash and burn.

Oh...  - Unfriendable

Longer than it takes to kill a man. But you wanna kill a man, wax his legs :P

OKAY QUICK STORY: my fiancé took me to the zoo to see the animals and when I was looking at the polar bears (my favourite animal) while I was turned around he got on one knee and when I turned around he proposed. It was really great because he knew I would pay more attention to the polar bears than him.

Yeah, if a guy takes me on a date to an aquarium he'd better bring one of those child backpacks with the leash on it for me, because I will behave like an unrestrained kid in a candy store.

I can't....

Just to finally decide there are no rules to the English language whatsoever. this post hurt me lol

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