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Most Unusual Baby Girl Names Of 2013

I am a step mom and all of this applies. Wouldn't change a thing; love my stepson ♥

Things I would wish on my enemies!

Haha oh my lanta if I had any enemies this would be my form of revenge. I'd never hurt anyone and revenge is never the right answer. Only fools seek revenge.

Boob sizes chart

Bra sizes A- Almost boobs B- Barely boobs C- Can't complain D- Dang DD- Double dang E- Enormous F- Fake G- Get a reduction H- Help me I've fallen and I can't get up


I can relate: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.


While this is written for flight attendants, it could work for so many jobs. Like customer service agents.

I'll have to make one of these for work.  Lol.

This is a velociraptor free workplace. It has been two days since the last velociraptor incident.

This day sucks Balls. Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I REALLY LOVE WINE

how i feel a lot lol Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I really love wine.

Texting in class. This is the new way to cheat on tests, take picture of test, text it to all their friends. Teachers are losing the battle.And not winning the war. Very scary!

Dear students, I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smile. Sincerely, Your teacher


Rocking a baby to sleep is actually a lot less like a Johnson & Johnson commercial and a lot more like wrestling a 20 lb bag of snakes. (SO true!

....or eaten by freakishly-large  mutated pirahnas or snakes for that matter. Advice: Always hear the music playing.

Eaten by sharks

Funny pictures about Eaten by sharks. Oh, and cool pics about Eaten by sharks. Also, Eaten by sharks photos.

every. single. morning

My kids are the reason I wake up every morning.