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This is more like me and this is a New   Year's resolution that I'll actually keep

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New Years Resolution - Screw the gym. This year, my New Years Resolution is to get more piercings and tattoos.

Justin Timberlake though <3

Funny Music Ecard: Justin Timberlake is making a comeback and Justin Beiber is finally at his breaking point. There can only be one Justin. True that

Why are men smarter during sex

So true!!

Why are men smarter during sex. Bc during sex they're plugged into a f**kin know-it-all

The Olympics

Funny Sports Ecard: You know what I would do in the Olympics? The US Men's Swim Team.

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

I love you Wine!

Battle of the Pinots- Wine Wednesday

Funny Confession Ecard: I said, 'I Love You' as I sat by him sipping my wine. That's when he asked me, 'Is that you or the wine talking?' I replied, 'Oh sorry, that was me talking to the wine.

funny ha ha by joanagivemehope

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!

I don't just sing in the shower. I perform...

Funny Pun: Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

ECards

Funny Friendship Ecard: 'Row, row, row your boat, gently . off a fucking cliff.

I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Oh heh.Funny Confession Ecard: I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

goingstrange:   “When I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.” — William Shakespeare

And then my soul saw you and it kind of went "Oh there you are. I've been looking for you." / love is / soulmates / quote

Freakin Charleston weather

It may be 80 degrees outside, but pumpkin spice everything is out and I can wear autumn colors so Fall-la-la-la-la.

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