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Funny Confession Ecard: The awkward moment when you bite your lip in hopes your boyfriend will go into Christian Grey mode on you.

Shaving is literally my worst nightmare.....

Yeah, I’d shave my legs for you. Maybe.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Funny Flirting Ecard: Sorry, I only date men that look like Seth Macfarlane.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years AWWWWW!

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

Let's smoke weed, listen to music, have sex, smoke weed, cuddle and watch movies, then have sex again.

eCards - Telling a woman to calm down when she's drunk works about as well as baptizing a cat.

Something javi really would say. ... not gonna lie it really is something SEXY to look at ;))

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. I would laugh so hard if someone used this line on me.

Since Lorna this is true

Funny Valentine’s Day 2016 Quotes Wishes & Sayings for GF / BF, Friends

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Every couple goes through shit, but soulmates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Every couple goes through bad times, but soul mates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer.This was my dear husband and I for almost 50 years!

Pms humor

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm sorry I was a hateful, foul mouthed, binge eating maniac this week. But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

Dear, sweatpants & hoodies, Thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, Sexy & I know it, but too Lazy to show it.

Funny Confession Ecard: Dear, sweatpants hoodies, Thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, Sexy I know it, but too Lazy to show it.

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

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