Life as an introvert turtle. Didn't have to talk to anyone. Best day ever!
I saw people through the window today. That's enough social interaction.
Tickled You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. - Falling in Love
Instagram Post by Mula Gang (@mulagangmemes)
To avoid arguing with dumb people you just gotta agree with them. They be like: I be like, "hell yeah cause you gotta carry the
Everyone is having babies and I'm over here like, "Look at these 500 pictures of my dog." Look at these 500 pictures of my dog.
Love this Bill Murray Friends are Weird
I literally just told caleb this about my upcoming 10 year haha. Funny because it's true. Duck Dynasty's Jase Robertson has some great truth about class reunions.
The Birth of a Ninja Turtle
Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.
Girls with curly hair wake up like this. OMG exactly what my hair looks like in the morning!
But this is a great inspirational quote because the g in lasagna is what makes it a "nya" sound not "na" and in Italian that's VERY important so basically be as useless as something super important. Lasagna is important. Be the G in lasagna.
Don't try to tell me hunger isn't an emotion, because I feel that shit in my soul. (That's why we call it the hanger).
The meal is not over when I'm full - Funny quote by Louis C.: "The meal is over when I hate myself." Why is this so true?
Also I may just stop conversation and sing the song.I will at least sing the words of the song while still conducting the conversation