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Ecard: Hey, remember when I said we can still be friends? I just thought of an even better idea.Go fuck yourself.

It made me laugh :)

Sometimes men make the strangest requests ! will you shave your beaver?

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

Here is a funny for short ppl

Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others! Finally I get why I am short


I am grumpy...want to see something funny! - Page 2

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

The opinions expressed by the husband of this house are not necessarily those of the management.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Remember when nurses, teachers, firefighters & municipal workers crashed the economy & took billions in bonuses and bailouts?

I love this man! Jon Stewart

Funny pictures about Jon Stewart on gay people. Oh, and cool pics about Jon Stewart on gay people. Also, Jon Stewart on gay people.

I can't stand when the girls scream for no reason!!! It's all kaylees vocab consist of lately

Discover and share Being A Mom Quotes Funny. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Misophonia - a real disorder and I have it BAD

Misophonia: literally the hatred of consistant sounds; chewing/crunching or repeating of same noise. Pet peeve when someone says "I'm not chewing with my mouth open" or "I'm not smacking" -.


This motherhood quote couldn't be more spot on! "Motherhood- The only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time".


Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!

After cleaning other people's houses for 5 hours straight, I can honestly say I've done this...more than once...

Funny Confession Ecard: I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep.