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Oh gosh. That game always made me nervous. Even if I knew it was someone I liked I wouldn't guess them when we were guessing so they wouldn't think I liked them smh. That's why I'm still single.

Back in the day my kind of flirting was touching my crushes thumb while playing heads up seven up yup

i still do this to this day

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Advice

My husband knows this and sometimes remembers that often chocolate is the cure. N x "If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place"

If there's ice cream trucks in the summer then why isn't there Starbucks ( For me it should be Dutch Bro's Coffee. ) trucks in the winter?

If here's ice cream trucks in the summer. then why aren't there Starbucks coffee trucks in the winter?

I believe they are lies, but I'm going to have to do more research. Looks like it's back to the cookie dough!

I have eaten raw cookie dough all my life, and so has my mom, and neither of us have EVER gotten sick from it. (raw cookie dough from homemade cookies)

Lol

You Just Realized.When crumbs fall down your shirt they've been boobie trapped.

That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove..... Or ten kiddie cups in random places.

That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

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