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"The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal and will always be happy to see you. Oh wait. That's my dog. My dog does that."

"The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal and always happy to see you.Oh wait. That's my dog. My dog does that. Love my puppy! :D

Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: They say a glass of wine a day is good for you. The bottle is glass, right?

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.

Monday Vibe: No husband yet, but, the kids rule surely applies! :O) Although I have to admit it feels really good to do a deep clean of the kitchen :)

I have discovered the secret to a clean house:: Never let your children or husband enter it! ((STORY OF MY LIFE!

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