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I can't tell you how true this is! Me & my divert setting are in love!

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

All the time! It probably doesnt even get me anywhere faster.

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

... sigh ...

My inner fat girl

ain't this the truth. ain't this the truth. ain't this the truth.

So freaking true!  'Where are my keys?  What's that guys name?  When does that show come on?...Somebody told me you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend I had in February of last year.... shit, where is my cell phone?"

Maybe I should just make names, phone numbers, and stuff I should know for school into songs. Then my memory of things would be more productive.

As I do more laundry

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

Silly Saturday: Double Negative Confession

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

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