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My sis! I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit.

We've all felt this at some point ;)

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It's true. My mom always taught me to match my underwear with my outfit! I feel out of sorts if they don't match!

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit.

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born.And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit. I'm pretty sure nothing truer has ever been said about me!

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

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God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

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Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

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