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No Issues Today. I'm in my awesome bubble and you're not allowed inside. Wish I COULD say this today. Too many people in my bubble today.

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Just relax and accept the crazy. oh my poor husband. he has to accept the crazy all the time.

Can I get an amen! And you love him all the same;)

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

Yes!

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I hate talking on the phone. I would so rather text. I spend enough time on the phone at work.

How often does this happen?  What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels?  And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

yes, thank you @Liz Wells @Lauren Jennings <3 xoxo

:) thankful for my "what is TMI" friendships. "Thank you for still being my friend despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, and explicit detail of my life.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires. (This is SO how I feel some days.was close a couple times today.

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